Microsoft sues Estonia

Tallinn, 04.05.07. Microsoft (MSFT) has initiated litigation against the Republic of Estonia whose prime minister's actions have led to violent rioting during which numerous windows were broken beyond repair. "We consider this as a direct action against our good reputation on global markets," an anonymous source within the Redmond software giant said. Microsoft would apparently accept an out-of-court arrangement whereby the government of Estonia replaces all broken windows first, and then upgrades all windows in the country to Vista.